Category Archives: art

Apr 01 2015
art, Travel

USA 2

Can’t. Stop. Taking. Photos. Must. Look. Thru. Actual. Eyes.

  

New York City.

*****

We couldn’t be bothered with Bjork.

@museummodernart.

There was a queue.

*****

Some words: Van Gogh, neon, radios, stick men, Matisse, eyes, Picasso, cloudy eyes, primary colours, Klimt, Black and White, puddle, Klee, dots, not Bjork, wires, Man Ray, boats, feathers, violins, forever, now, Seurat, starry, starry, night…

*****

“Do you wanna a selfie? Coz some people love a selfie… I dunno.”

“Two feet! Two feet! Get back two feet!”

  


“Do you know what that is…

…That’s people enjoying art.”


Cheers,

Martin x

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Mar 30 2015
art

SALT

If they don’t have a late on… Make your own late by leaving work early.

*****

I’m going to deal with two exhibitions @tate in swift succession.

Alexander McQueen-

Some words: Lips, feathers, hats.

Salt and silver-

Some words: Old, brown, photos.

In summary: mildly diverting.

That’s all you need to know, vultures.

Cheers,

Martin x

   They’ve gone to America without me. Swines. 

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Mar 18 2015
art, Uncategorized

What’s This Then? 18.3.15



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Feb 19 2015
art

DONUTS

What’s this then, eh?

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What do you think?

It’s art.

I think I like it.

Don’t know why.

I also think it’s nice to go to a little road in Bethnal Green where there are four cool free gallery’s.

Herald street, innit.

Just check they’re open or you’ll just have to buy donuts from the sainsburys local to ensure its not a wasted trip.

Cheers,

Martin x

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Feb 17 2015
art

ALSATIAN

“Painters may use photography but a photograph often still wants to be a painting.”

*****

#marlenedumas @tate

*****

Some words: horror, anonymity, nudity, an Alsatian, princess Diana, terror, eyes, poetry

*****

‘Waiting (for meaning).’

Cheers,

Martin x

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Jan 27 2015
art

AID

It is £13.50 with gift aid.

*****

You have to put your bag in.

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I liked it.

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Adventures of the Black Square.

@thedogwhatblogs #twilightculture @the_whitechapel.

*****

A black square etc.

*****

“The supremacy of pure sensibility.”

“On which they appear to float.”

*****

Some words: black square, orange square pink square, orange circle, black, white, cogito, ergo, sum, redact, tiles, carpet, megaphones, nice lady giving you your bag back at the end.

***** Colin Stars

Cheers,

Martin x

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Jan 01 2015
art

OPEN

Thank god for the Saatchi Gallery.
It decided to be open.
So I can get my culture.
It is pop art.
Is is from East and West.
It is good.
Some words: bunnies, Lenin, rudeness, toilets, Jesus, Mc Donald’s, shapes, Islam.
The holidays are over now.

Cheers,

Martin x

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Dec 24 2014
art

PUMP

There is culture outside London.

Leamington.

Museum and Gallery in the pump house.

It’s okay, it’ll only take you 15 minutes tops then you can shop. Eat.

Whatever.

Cheers,

Martin x

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Dec 24 2014
art, photography

EMPATHISE

You can make up stories for them, put yourself in their shoes, empathise, understand, appreciate the joy of photography in the capturing the spectrum of human emotion.

Plus it’s only three pounds,

Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait stuff @npggallery

Cheers,

Martin x

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PS you can always go in St Martins In The Fields and they have free rehearsals and things for concerts if you’re lucky. Especially if you’re a jammy teacher with abundant holidays.

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Dec 24 2014
art, music, photography

ABANDON

Art is good.

Music is good.

So, get this, @strandgallery.

You can have both.

Suede. The Wild Ones.

There blurry type photos.

But they do, like he says, capture the intrinsic abandon.

Pop in.

10 minutes will do you then you can go some where else.

Cheers,

Martin x

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