BELTS

Was going to blog about this earlier, but, you know… Been tired and stuff.

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Bloomin stuff.

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Sonia Delaunay @tate modern.

Some words: faces, expressions, colours, shapes, patterns, movements, dancers, conveyor belts, love.

I also learnt what a gouache was on Wikipedia as I went round.

No, I’m not going to tell.

Go tho. It’s probably the best art.

We liked it a lot.

5 Colin stars.

Cheers,

Martin xx 

 

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HUMANS

So we went to a philosophy thing.

@philosophyfrall @bishopsgateinst

It was about whether dogs can be human’s friends.

Why do they do surveys and seminars when they could just ask me?

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What I most liked was this polish proverb someone shared…

 

Friends? We’re so much more.

Cheers,

Martin x

 

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ROUND

I like sculpture because you can walk round it.

#sculpturevictorious @tate.

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Some words: busts, queens, chess, medusa, victoria, busts

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“I’m not sitting and watching a film.”

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Some more words: slavery, serpents, muscles, war, nationalism, nymphs, busts.

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5 Colin Stars.

Cheers,

Martin x

  

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USA 4

“No railroad for me, young man, no girl for you.”

 
A town founded on love.
 
Aiken, South Carolina.
 
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Some words: Beautiful azaleas, hope diamonds, chamelias, Vandervilts, yellow roses, Astors, southern magnolias, the duke and duchess of Windsor, diadora cedars, FDRs wifes social secretary, easy and whisky, “Smells sooo sweet,” Pecans (pecaans?), polo, resurrection ferns, bicycle polo, Fred Astaire’s wife’s aunt , silks, silver, beautiful azaleas, horses, wisteria, blue peter, yellow Jasmine (the state flower), sandy on a clay bottom.
 
Founded on love.
 
Cheers,
 
Martin x
  
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USA 3

See, you can’t really see in those pictures.

  

  

You have to be there. 

Cheers,

Martin x

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USA 2

Can’t. Stop. Taking. Photos. Must. Look. Thru. Actual. Eyes.

  

New York City.

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We couldn’t be bothered with Bjork.

@museummodernart.

There was a queue.

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Some words: Van Gogh, neon, radios, stick men, Matisse, eyes, Picasso, cloudy eyes, primary colours, Klimt, Black and White, puddle, Klee, dots, not Bjork, wires, Man Ray, boats, feathers, violins, forever, now, Seurat, starry, starry, night…

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“Do you wanna a selfie? Coz some people love a selfie… I dunno.”

“Two feet! Two feet! Get back two feet!”

  


“Do you know what that is…

…That’s people enjoying art.”


Cheers,

Martin x

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USA 1

Don’t you like it when your walking.

And there’s a beach.

And your on holiday.

And it’s kind of hot in the sunshine.

But kind of bracing with with the wind.

And there’s a lovely girl there.

Cheers,

Martin x

  

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TELLING

Go on an Instagram Meetup.

Take photos, explore London, look at your phone, talk to nice people.

I’m not asking you. I’m telling you.

Cheers,

Martin x

  

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SALT

If they don’t have a late on… Make your own late by leaving work early.

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I’m going to deal with two exhibitions @tate in swift succession.

Alexander McQueen-

Some words: Lips, feathers, hats.

Salt and silver-

Some words: Old, brown, photos.

In summary: mildly diverting.

That’s all you need to know, vultures.

Cheers,

Martin x

   They’ve gone to America without me. Swines. 

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