BUSH

This is a family friendly blog so various words will need to be redacted in my review of an exhibition at the Welcome Collection.

At one point a man encourages you to get into a metal box to get your orgones going whatever that means….

Anyway…

Some words: *******, *******, Kate Bush, *********, strain guages, *******, an alsatian, groans, moans, wails, cries, ***********, the nazis, wind chimes, ***************, ************, urinal spray, Margaret Thatcher and ***.

Cheers,

Martin x

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DONUTS

What’s this then, eh?

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What do you think?

It’s art.

I think I like it.

Don’t know why.

I also think it’s nice to go to a little road in Bethnal Green where there are four cool free gallery’s.

Herald street, innit.

Just check they’re open or you’ll just have to buy donuts from the sainsburys local to ensure its not a wasted trip.

Cheers,

Martin x

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ALSATIAN

“Painters may use photography but a photograph often still wants to be a painting.”

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#marlenedumas @tate

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Some words: horror, anonymity, nudity, an Alsatian, princess Diana, terror, eyes, poetry

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‘Waiting (for meaning).’

Cheers,

Martin x

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WRONGS

#humanrightshumanwrongs @tpgallery

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I was thinking the only country missing was the UK.

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Then Northern Ireland was featured.

Martin

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WHAT

“What shall we do?”

Well Dublin is a city of literature and culture…

James Joyce, George Bernard Shaw, William Butler Yeats and Patrick Pearse.

Steeped in history…

Massacres… Plagues… Rebellions…
Emancipations… Battles…

“The Guinness Museum?”

“Yes.”

You get to queue then you get to go inside. Then you get to queue. Then you get to watch videos. Then you get to queue. THEN YOU GET TO TASTE. Then you get to queue. THEN YOU GET A PINT.

And a wonderful view of a wonderful city doused in culture and history.

Cheers,

Martin x

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AID

It is £13.50 with gift aid.

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You have to put your bag in.

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I liked it.

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Adventures of the Black Square.

@thedogwhatblogs #twilightculture @the_whitechapel.

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A black square etc.

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“The supremacy of pure sensibility.”

“On which they appear to float.”

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Some words: black square, orange square pink square, orange circle, black, white, cogito, ergo, sum, redact, tiles, carpet, megaphones, nice lady giving you your bag back at the end.

***** Colin Stars

Cheers,

Martin x

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OPEN

Thank god for the Saatchi Gallery.
It decided to be open.
So I can get my culture.
It is pop art.
Is is from East and West.
It is good.
Some words: bunnies, Lenin, rudeness, toilets, Jesus, Mc Donald’s, shapes, Islam.
The holidays are over now.

Cheers,

Martin x

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BETWEEN

Turns out.
Between Xmas and New Year.
In London.
Lots of shops were open.
Lots of culture was shut.

Cheers,

Martin x

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SHUT

Rugby was shut.

Cheers,

Martin x

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PUMP

There is culture outside London.

Leamington.

Museum and Gallery in the pump house.

It’s okay, it’ll only take you 15 minutes tops then you can shop. Eat.

Whatever.

Cheers,

Martin x

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