HEELS

Oo it’s a retrospective.

I’m never going to remember all these people’s names.

Oo some of them are famous.

20 years @Zabludowicz_Col Collection.

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Some of their words:

Hd video, steel viewing platform, monitor stand, paddling pool, cat litter, coloured cables

That’s just one piece.

Some of mine:

Cleopatra, rubber, Central Line, butterflies, Victoria Line, spam, Bakerloo Line, shag pile, buy my wife? legs, football, splats, is that Mick Jagger?

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“Do you continue to talk even when you know no one is listening?”

All the time.

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‘I kiss you.’

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Please remove heels.

Cheers,

Martin xx

  

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SPLATTERING

You can get lots of good ideas @woodcraftfolk.
And very few of them are to do with wood craft.

 
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Some of them are to do with splattering paint.
A lot of them are to do with making a mess.
All of them are to do with being creative and letting children take the lead.
Cheers,
Martin xx
  

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IN

Oo a lot to take in.

Pangaea II: New Art from Africa and Latin America.

The Revenge of New Art from Africa and Latin America.

I preferred the original.

@saatchi_gallery

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Anyway a lot to take in.

Camil: Some words: Vases

Herrera: Some words: Splodges, colours, good

Imbache: Some words: Trees, delicate, very good.

Solomon: Some words: Alone.

Berliner: Some words: Nah.

Cervantes: Some words: “Why is it SO big??”

Kamuanga: Some words: Squares, hmm, new, old.

Adebe: Some words: Yes.

Kanbouhi: Some words: Nah.

Da Cunha: Some words: Hats, tires

Ospina: Some words: Tired, now, the Internet.

There was some other stuff with lines.

Cheers,

Martin xx

  

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UM

Er um er I think I see.

#christopherwilliams #theproductionlineofhappiness @_thewhitechapel

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Some words: plyboard, exposed sockets, vertical unfinished paint stripes, metal tubing frames, sellotape…

….this was just the gallery…

…or was it??

I need things explaining.

I’m just a dog.

There was also a rude one if that’s your cup of tea.

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Also – a cross continental art show, nature, a children’s protest.

I need to lie down now.

Cheers,

Martin xx

 

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LONG

Deutsche Borse prize @tpgallery.

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There’s a bit on China 1st… 2 words… Propaganda, rudeness… Pop in there… Doesn’t take long.

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I think we go to this prize thing every year. Some of it I didn’t like, some of it was ok, some of it I liked.

Such is the way of things.

3 stars,

Cheers,

Martin xx

 

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BELTS

Was going to blog about this earlier, but, you know… Been tired and stuff.

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Bloomin stuff.

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Sonia Delaunay @tate modern.

Some words: faces, expressions, colours, shapes, patterns, movements, dancers, conveyor belts, love.

I also learnt what a gouache was on Wikipedia as I went round.

No, I’m not going to tell.

Go tho. It’s probably the best art.

We liked it a lot.

5 Colin stars.

Cheers,

Martin xx 

 

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HUMANS

So we went to a philosophy thing.

@philosophyfrall @bishopsgateinst

It was about whether dogs can be human’s friends.

Why do they do surveys and seminars when they could just ask me?

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What I most liked was this polish proverb someone shared…

 

Friends? We’re so much more.

Cheers,

Martin x

 

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ROUND

I like sculpture because you can walk round it.

#sculpturevictorious @tate.

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Some words: busts, queens, chess, medusa, victoria, busts

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“I’m not sitting and watching a film.”

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Some more words: slavery, serpents, muscles, war, nationalism, nymphs, busts.

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5 Colin Stars.

Cheers,

Martin x

  

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USA 4

“No railroad for me, young man, no girl for you.”

 
A town founded on love.
 
Aiken, South Carolina.
 
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Some words: Beautiful azaleas, hope diamonds, chamelias, Vandervilts, yellow roses, Astors, southern magnolias, the duke and duchess of Windsor, diadora cedars, FDRs wifes social secretary, easy and whisky, “Smells sooo sweet,” Pecans (pecaans?), polo, resurrection ferns, bicycle polo, Fred Astaire’s wife’s aunt , silks, silver, beautiful azaleas, horses, wisteria, blue peter, yellow Jasmine (the state flower), sandy on a clay bottom.
 
Founded on love.
 
Cheers,
 
Martin x
  
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USA 3

See, you can’t really see in those pictures.

  

  

You have to be there. 

Cheers,

Martin x

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