YELLOW

So today, right…
There was a red square and a yellow rectangle.

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#radicalgeometry @royalacademy.

South American, innit.

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Some words: colours, black, white, shapes, wire, oo, South America, drawing without paper, no lift, tired

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“These works challenged the perceptions of what exactly it was the viewer was looking at.”

Hmm.

Cheers,

Martin x

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Hmm

So there was this painting.
It was just a black square.
Hmm.

Cheers,

Martin x

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2014

“Only feelings matter.”

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The build-up consisted of talk of needing the toilet.
And anger.

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“There is no interval and strictly no re-admittance.”

Fascist, totalitarian regime.

We were going to leave after 60 of the 101 minutes.

To sock it to the man.

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But we didn’t.

The flashy lights were compelling.

Some words: flashy lights, needing a wee, doublethink, needing a wee, thought police, needing a wee, war, peace, needing a wee.

Being a dog,

I weed in the house instead.

They were out several hours, what with the tower.

Cheers,

Martin x

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BALLS

Let’s face it there’s a lot of jokes to be had here…

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Some words: balls, tower, sword, bell tower, Crown Jewels, guns, cannons, bell tower…

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Just us then?

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Not just us.

Every tour guide is a comedy tour guide these days.

“Anyone here from America…”

Make your own jokes.

Currently queuing for the Crown Jewels…

Make your own jokes.

Cheers,

Martin xx

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TRAINING

Like their owners?

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‘Making progress and beginning to achieve at age related expectations.’

At school.

“As soon as he does the slightest thing right, praise him like crazy.”

“He likes the sound of your voice. ”

“Forget all things he does wrong.”

“He’s very affectionate.”

The excessive licking though remains a mystery…

Cheers,

Martin xx

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PLAYING

“Playing? Are we playing?”

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Yes we are.
‘Quartett’ at the Royal Opera House.

Some words: dangerous, liaisons, gender, role, play, dingy, grimy, passionate.

Just two actors singing.

Cheers,

Martin x

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BENCH

It’s nice to sit down when you’re 34.
There was a little bench.

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It’s nice to go to a festival where u don’t have to camp.
Festifeel.
It was in Hackney.

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Also, being 2014, I have no concentration so short 25 min sets with music that washes over was pleasant.
Pleasant.

Cheers,

Martin xx

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BUSTS

Big busts abound.

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@tate.
Delightful they are.
#britishfolkart.

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Meanwhile…

He has bought a very attractive pair of running shoes and… been for one run.

Must do better Mr Heinink.

Http://www.justgiving.com/albiestar

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Me: first lesson Wednesday.

Cheers,

Martin xx

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PANTING

He came in panting.
Usually that’s me.

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Mind, body and soul.
That’s what he calls it.
So he goes for a swim* and I have to go for obedience training, which is apparently mind.
He’s doing a run.
http://www.justgiving.com/albiestar
I have to walk to heel.
…Don’t fancy our chances.

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We shall keep you posted,

The meaning of life, innit.

Cheers,

Martin xx

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If you can’t be bothered to go out and be cultural you can always do things inside like bake a cake.
 
 Cheers,
 
 Martin x
 

 At least stars burn out brightly