Tag Archives: Art

May 17 2015
art

IN

Oo a lot to take in.

Pangaea II: New Art from Africa and Latin America.

The Revenge of New Art from Africa and Latin America.

I preferred the original.

@saatchi_gallery

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Anyway a lot to take in.

Camil: Some words: Vases

Herrera: Some words: Splodges, colours, good

Imbache: Some words: Trees, delicate, very good.

Solomon: Some words: Alone.

Berliner: Some words: Nah.

Cervantes: Some words: “Why is it SO big??”

Kamuanga: Some words: Squares, hmm, new, old.

Adebe: Some words: Yes.

Kanbouhi: Some words: Nah.

Da Cunha: Some words: Hats, tires

Ospina: Some words: Tired, now, the Internet.

There was some other stuff with lines.

Cheers,

Martin xx

  

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May 12 2015
art, photography

UM

Er um er I think I see.

#christopherwilliams #theproductionlineofhappiness @_thewhitechapel

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Some words: plyboard, exposed sockets, vertical unfinished paint stripes, metal tubing frames, sellotape…

….this was just the gallery…

…or was it??

I need things explaining.

I’m just a dog.

There was also a rude one if that’s your cup of tea.

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Also – a cross continental art show, nature, a children’s protest.

I need to lie down now.

Cheers,

Martin xx

 

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Apr 29 2015
art

BELTS

Was going to blog about this earlier, but, you know… Been tired and stuff.

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Bloomin stuff.

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Sonia Delaunay @tate modern.

Some words: faces, expressions, colours, shapes, patterns, movements, dancers, conveyor belts, love.

I also learnt what a gouache was on Wikipedia as I went round.

No, I’m not going to tell.

Go tho. It’s probably the best art.

We liked it a lot.

5 Colin stars.

Cheers,

Martin xx 

 

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Apr 11 2015
art

ROUND

I like sculpture because you can walk round it.

#sculpturevictorious @tate.

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Some words: busts, queens, chess, medusa, victoria, busts

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“I’m not sitting and watching a film.”

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Some more words: slavery, serpents, muscles, war, nationalism, nymphs, busts.

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5 Colin Stars.

Cheers,

Martin x

  

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Apr 01 2015
art, Travel

USA 2

Can’t. Stop. Taking. Photos. Must. Look. Thru. Actual. Eyes.

  

New York City.

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We couldn’t be bothered with Bjork.

@museummodernart.

There was a queue.

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Some words: Van Gogh, neon, radios, stick men, Matisse, eyes, Picasso, cloudy eyes, primary colours, Klimt, Black and White, puddle, Klee, dots, not Bjork, wires, Man Ray, boats, feathers, violins, forever, now, Seurat, starry, starry, night…

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“Do you wanna a selfie? Coz some people love a selfie… I dunno.”

“Two feet! Two feet! Get back two feet!”

  


“Do you know what that is…

…That’s people enjoying art.”


Cheers,

Martin x

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Mar 30 2015
art

SALT

If they don’t have a late on… Make your own late by leaving work early.

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I’m going to deal with two exhibitions @tate in swift succession.

Alexander McQueen-

Some words: Lips, feathers, hats.

Salt and silver-

Some words: Old, brown, photos.

In summary: mildly diverting.

That’s all you need to know, vultures.

Cheers,

Martin x

   They’ve gone to America without me. Swines. 

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Mar 18 2015
art, Uncategorized

What’s This Then? 18.3.15



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Feb 19 2015
art

DONUTS

What’s this then, eh?

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What do you think?

It’s art.

I think I like it.

Don’t know why.

I also think it’s nice to go to a little road in Bethnal Green where there are four cool free gallery’s.

Herald street, innit.

Just check they’re open or you’ll just have to buy donuts from the sainsburys local to ensure its not a wasted trip.

Cheers,

Martin x

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Feb 17 2015
art

ALSATIAN

“Painters may use photography but a photograph often still wants to be a painting.”

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#marlenedumas @tate

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Some words: horror, anonymity, nudity, an Alsatian, princess Diana, terror, eyes, poetry

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‘Waiting (for meaning).’

Cheers,

Martin x

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Jan 27 2015
art

AID

It is £13.50 with gift aid.

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You have to put your bag in.

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I liked it.

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Adventures of the Black Square.

@thedogwhatblogs #twilightculture @the_whitechapel.

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A black square etc.

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“The supremacy of pure sensibility.”

“On which they appear to float.”

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Some words: black square, orange square pink square, orange circle, black, white, cogito, ergo, sum, redact, tiles, carpet, megaphones, nice lady giving you your bag back at the end.

***** Colin Stars

Cheers,

Martin x

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