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“Can we go to the playground? Can we go to the playground?”

“Look a turkey!”

“Can we go to the playground? Can we go to the playground?”

“Look a pig! …Sleeping.”

“Can we go to the playground? Can we go to the playground?”

“A sanctuary means they do wonderful work rescuing the animals from danger.”

“Can we go to the playground? Can we go to the playground?”

“Okay, Daddy. AND you can sit on the tractor.”

I can’t take them anywhere.

Hillside Animal Sanctuary. West Runton.

Awesome family day out. Five stars.

Cheers,

Martin 

QUESTION: What is more fun than watching sexually aggressive pigs* butt the butt of a farm girl in the company of 6 year olds?

ANSWER: Nothing on earth.

“He's trying to impress his girlfriend. She doesnt like it.”

Such thrills are available for free if you take you offspring to a city farm where they might say something gallingly poignant like:

“Ive never seen a real horse before.”

Or… “What is that pig doing?”

Seriously its sunday afternoon fodder. Nearly as good as playstation.

Love,

Harleyxx

*other sexually aggressive farm animals are available eg Turkeys.

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