Its not just a catchy title ohhhh no.
Today me and the boy wonder @albiestar have been having a Japanese day.
A triumphant return to the world of origami @oliverscafe fired a spark in his head and thus begun our oriental adventures.
Perhaps we’re #overegging this.
Like we do with marriages and pretentious art exhibitions.
So post-folding we sashayed over to the @serpentinegallery.
Shall we tell you why?
Fuck me I dont know if anyones noticed but shes absolutely billybonkers.
On a scale of 1-10 where my owner is a good seven she’s a clear nine.
Some words: dirt, jigsaws, pubic hair, perspex, army hats, yes John Lennon, blurry things, magrittian apple business, notepads, bums, no frontal penises or fannys.
It was kind of a link with the imagine (ha!) exhibition I didnt write about.
Letting you be the artist blah blah blah.
There was a wishing tree.
Not wanting to be racist but…
There’s a different set of priorities in the orient. And we dont mean Leyton (ha!).
Is that racist?
Im not sure staffordshire bull terriers can be racist so I will continue…
Don’t worry im nearly finished…
We went to @japancentre which contains all wonder of kooky merriment.
Some of it yummy.
There was a heated debate where a man who was being told off for dripping sushi on some saucy tomes.
It was very funny.