Fuck newsnight review.
Fuck radio 4.
Fuck time out.*
This is the essential review of Edvard Munch @tate.
First we want to say how much we enjoy just saying his name.
Have a try now.
So what have we got?
Some words: kisses, melty, vampires, many many boobs, staring, bad instagram photos, insanity, arrogance, death, illness, ghosty, starry night, pissed up brawl with a mate, cine films, the averted eye, no cock and compulsion.
I think that covers it.
PS Youve waited all day for that review
*We modelled the opening on Hugh Grant in ‘Four Weddings’ #fyi