QUESTION: What is more fun than watching sexually aggressive pigs* butt the butt of a farm girl in the company of 6 year olds?
ANSWER: Nothing on earth.
“He's trying to impress his girlfriend. She doesnt like it.”
Such thrills are available for free if you take you offspring to a city farm where they might say something gallingly poignant like:
“Ive never seen a real horse before.”
Or… “What is that pig doing?”
Seriously its sunday afternoon fodder. Nearly as good as playstation.
*other sexually aggressive farm animals are available eg Turkeys.