Il let u into a little secret…
Free drinks are available.
You have to pretend u are interested in art.
#firstthursdays… Late gallery openings… Vyner st…
Tell them i sent u.
B4 that… U kno art theory no.2 is based on boobs?
I rest my case (and weary sexless eyes) on John Currin @sadiecoles.
They say: “Paradigms of ideal womanhood (milky skin, alluring smiles) run up against incongruous details such as underarm hair and overabundant flesh.”
Time Out says “The poses relate not only to the tacky and explicit nature of porn but also to the idealised depiction of the naked female form throughout art history.”
We say: “Like we said.”
Two words: boobs, fanny.