Well fans, I think a frozen pitch is a pathetic excuse to cancel a game of football… Were they built as rugged and muscly as the battleship that is your canine narrator it would have been a very different story…
I had a leyton orient gag prepared and anything… Oh well you can wait I’ll next week…
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So what does a Staffordshire Bull Terrier with hope in his heart and pounds on his oyster do in Leyton of a saturday afternoon.
Leave.