Harley is knackered so hes left me to write this one.
I am under strict instructions to “keep it highbrow.”
We just wanted to say that parks are free and great and Crystal Palace actually has some bits of stuff.
1) a maze we were initially dismissive of but then frustrated by. It took 30minutes. I said things like: “We havnt come for this weve come come for the dinosaurs.”
The sound of another dog added to the thrill at every corner like a minotaur (“highbrow”).
Harley said things like: “I will eat that dog. South london pansy.”
2) yes dinosaurs which are actually pretty impressive. Dinosaurs that embrace smart phones! You can get a little audio where some actors pretend to be Darwin and co.
It was a bit fiddly. And the acting laboured.
Sorry Harley is usually funnier,